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Faith Hill Ain’t Foolin’ Around at the Grammys

13 Feb

The Original Taylor Swift  is back at the 2013 GrammyAwards and still very cool and classy. I’m so happy Faith Hill is back in the spotlight AND in this dress, no less.

Faith Hill knocking it out of the park at the Grammys 2013Huffington Post

Faith Hill knocking it out of the park at the  2013 Grammy Awards
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Dark blue is one of her go to colours, and she always does well by going easy on the make up, but this J.Mendel dress has edge. The sheer is right on trend without being excessive, too youthful, or a figure skating costume.

It’s the kind of cut that goes perfectly with her body type (also Taylor Swift’s): Slender – many strive for it, but the secret is genetics… So ladies, stop with the Thinspiration or Thigh Gap Fixation; You either have it or you don’t.  Just love you  for you.

But if you’re naturally built like this, then you have a body that is perfect for slim and straight dresses, and Ms. Hill does it better than most. Check out the leg she’s flaunting.. DO IT GRRL!

Also, when she went up to present I was kind of scared that she had a stroke or something, because of the way she was speaking, but turns out her speech impediment was caused by her braces. Looking that hawt while wearing braces? #KillingIt!

The End of Adele’s Fashion Roll – 2013 Grammy Awards

13 Feb
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Who did this to Adele? I demand answers!
2013 Grammy Awards
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This Valentino dress is too much.  Adele  is way too lovely to look like she was carpeted.

The cut is flattering on her, but the arms of the dress need to be cut off and the chest opened up. Or even keep the sleeves, but open up the chest and shorten the hem line.

The poor thing looks like the farmer’s wife in Babe: Pig in the City.  You know, after she had a bunch of goop dumped on her. A little bit of a tangent, but one hundred percent accurate.

Please fire your stylist.



Ooh La La, Nina! SAG Awards Red Carpet Stunner

28 Jan
This lady can do no wrong on the red carpet...Seriously.PopSugar

This lady can do no wrong on the red carpet…Seriously.

I watch The Vampire Diaries. Guilty as charged, and maybe I should feel shame in that. Maybe. But what I have no shame in, is admitting that I love watching everything  Nina Dobrev walks down the red carpet in, including this Elie Saab beauty at the SAG awards.

Everyone’s so pre occupied with what’s quote unquote, on trend, but this dress speaks volumes as to why you should just go with whatever works for you.

The great thing about this dress is that it’s conservative, yet in that hot pink it really makes a statement. Add to that a bit of transparency, which totally takes it to another level and gives it a vibrancy… I don’t care what people have to say about Elie Saab, all I know is you can’t go wrong in one of his creations.

You know who else you can’t go wrong with? Stylist Ilaria Urbinati. She just plain rocks it out every time.

Stay classy, Nina!


Jessica Chastain’s Fashion Redemption at the 2013 SAG Awards

28 Jan


Thank you, Ms. Chastain, for wearing something that perfectly compliments your beauty.

Jessica Chastain SAG Awards 2013

Mah-velous Dah-ling
Jessica Chastain

Even though poppy red was one of the big colours at the Golden Globes, on the SAG red carpet it was all about Black, white and blues, so that meant that this Alexander McQueen dress really popped!

Now let’s talk about why, even though the dress is a little too tight and the hem looks a little wonky, it’s still an improvement over what she wore to the 2013 Golden Globes.

First of all, I hate the middle part. It makes it look like her hair is thinning.

Jessica Chastain Golden Globes 2013

Look at how unfortunate her boobs look.
Jessica Chastain

I hate that the dress makes it look like she tucked her tits into her skirt. Like her boobs were so saggy that she could no longer roll them up into a bra, People of Walmart style.

I hate sea foam, and the red lipstick is clearly as confused about why it’s there as I am.

Yes, hate is a strong word but I do HATE it when women sell themselves short with their clothes, and this look is 99 cents short of a dollar.

The truth is her SAG awards look isn’t perfect, but it’s closer to being the right cut, colour and style for her body, and that changes everything. So go forth to fabulousness Jessica, we’re rooting for you!


Halle Berry’s Golden Globes Faux Jamais

14 Jan
Halle Berry

She should have just gone naked…

I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much bad on Halle Berry.

This frock is a damn shame! Look at what it’s doing to her breasts… I missed her red carpet walk but I nearly          choked on my gin and tonic when she walked on stage to present.  How is it even possible that this dress makes her look like she has two different sized boobs? One a D-cup and the other an A-cup?

And the hair! A blast from the 90’s past.

This might not just be Halle Berry’s worst Golden Globe look but possibly her worst look EVER.



Is Kerry Washington having a fashion breakdown?

14 Jan

Look, I usually love Kerry Washington‘s looks but the last couple of times she’s walked the red carpet there’s always been something off.
Her Golden Globes look could have been wonderful- it was so promising in one of the nights IT colours, nude. It even had a hint of sheer in the cleave, which combined with the silver embellishments could result in a romantically beautiful dress.

However, those things didn’t quite gel in this look. The length is all wrong. it’s so awkwardly not long enough or short enough and I feel like there should be some kind of sleeve. It’s to bad.

Not. Impressed.

No Kerry Washington, just, no.JustJared

No Kerry Washington, just, no.

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