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Just Don’t Do It…

7 Dec
At least they offer ankle support?

At least they offer ankle support?

SO, there I was stressing over finding a pair (read: THE perfect pair) of boots for New Year’s. Although I still haven’t found them, I did unfortunately find these…

Oh greed, you are our master. What could have caused you to make these shoes other than greed? Was there that big of a market for them?

Nothing about those Nike‘s make sense… Pearlescent purple and white soles? WTF.

Ok so I’ll give this to the Air Jordan‘s: if I were ever looking for a pair of heels to practice my jump shots in, these would probably be at the top of my list… However, that will never happen. But somehow these shoes managed to.

Whomever bought these were definitely looking for some sporty whoring shoes… I know, not very subtle but to my defense, neither are those shoes.

I almost apologized for having offended  anyone who bought these but it suddenly occurred to me just how offended I was. SO offended, in fact, that I uglied up my brand new blog  just so that we could all point and laugh. You’re Welcome.

Next up: Hopefully, something to restore my faith in the fact that somebody HAD to have been fired over this.  Right?

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